vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

(Source: fstw, via thepicture-of-doriangray)

it slightly bothers me that i never get included in any group projects that my classmates start doing

i mean i’m not horribly bothered because they’re never very good projects, but i just don’t get why they don’t ask me. i actually have worked in the industry & have my own equipment.

adklfjsdlfds. 

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via theanswerlieswithinthelyrics)

got my first tattoo😊
third-eyes:

exxosmetkakola:

Embrace The Cosmos

✧ open your third eye ✧
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