i just wish someone gave a fuck about me.

i’m so stupidly sad.

the-bitch-goddess-success:

the worst part about periods is like 

the betrayal

like

i wash you, vagina

i buy you nice toys

i even give you a hair cut sometimes

and you gon do me like this, vagina?

you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

(via livingeasyandbreezy23)

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

i bet pitbull is still a virgin

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pitbull fights back

(via youaretheheart)

nothing quite like your roommates blatantly ignoring you.

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
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